OkCupid is a lot more dynamic than JDate. Members are bolder and apparently there is no room for filters in the world of OkCupid. My favorite example is from the walking STD who is hunting me.
"message me back quickly, im offline soon. i can meet tonight but only for about 2 hours, we can get to know each other...orally. what major intersection are you near? "
Nice. What happened to chivalry?
Not all messages, however, are gross and disgusting. I received a nice one from a man who does not interest me in the slightest, but who seems to be kind. He asked me what sort of stuff makes me laugh. Good question. This morning my children triggered an amazing laugh. It was 6:15 a.m. and I was in the process of waking them up for school. I was sitting on my little one's bed and he was resting his head on my legs. My oldest one came and curled herself up around me as well. This was our conversation.
daughter: Mom, we are like two homeless people sleeping beside a lamp post.
me: Why homeless?
daughter: Who else would be sleeping on the street.
The statement was followed by a face that could only be interpreted as Duh, Mom. I laughed. It was absolutely hilarious.
I would like to thank OkCupid. I know stop, process, and absorb hilarity as it is taking place.
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