My stats: 133 views, 4 emails, 3 flirts, 1 ecard, and 8 instant message requests.
The past two days have been pretty eventful in the world of JDating. Despite this, I find myself already bored with the entire experience. For one, the majority of the profiles are lame and completely uninspired. It can't be possible that EVERY single Jew in the world is fun-loving. Furthermore, I would hope that people enjoyed spending time with their family and friends. Your family, well, I can see how for some this can be difficult. But your friends? You choose them. I hope you like them. My advice to those who don't enjoy spending time with their friends, is get new ones!
Enough of the JDate rant. I have one experience I would like to share because it is hilarious (and sad and gross and disgusting). I can't figure out if this guy is an absolutely hilarious prankster or the creepiest and grossest of humans. And his email was loaded with spelling and grammatical errors. I don't know a lot of things, but I do know that this is NOT the way to make a good first impression. Here is my favorite line from his email: "hi Im benjamin in montreal doing business would you be interested in meeting for a drink or you can cook when i get back." I did not alter this at all. It is a pure copy and paste so you can take it all in, as it was written to me. Sure, I laughed when I read it but I was also completely horrified. My prize for being cute is the privilege of cooking for him? Don't even know what else to say about that one.
I am slowly but surely running out of JDate steam and am not sure if I can handle an entire month. It hasn't even been one week, yet I am already feeling pretty thin. We will see...
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