JDate is completely dull. Instead of struggling for the next three weeks (my self-imposed deadline), I decided to sign up to OkCupid. The following are the reasons why:
1. JDate is boring.
2. I might not be attracted to Jews.
3. JDate is boring. (Did I say that already?)
4. OkCupid is free, so why not?
To ensure complete fairness between the two sites, I used the same profile and pictures. All I can say at this point about OkCupid is Jesus Murphy! It is pretty insane. I have been officially subscribed for 13 hrs and have already received 78 visitors and 4 messages. OkCupiders are sharks, real big ones with sharp teeth! I will share my favorite message (well part of it). Here it is:
"What can we say other than you sound like an awesome chick! You have our attention and we would love to get to know you. " (We?)
"We're 25/f and 35/m and we have pics/webcam to prove we're real. We're not hiding anything and definitely not playing games..."
Yuppers! I was propositioned for a three-some. Not my thing, but kind of fun regardless.
At this point, I am even less optimistic that this online dating thing actually works. As a vehicle for project hilarious inspiration, however, that is another story.
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