The OkCupid Shuffle....

The OkCupid Shuffle: Set to the tune of Spanish Flea

Click on link before continuing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

Song starts

1.  You click on my profile.
2.  I click on your profile.
3.  You click on my profile again while I am online.  Now I can see that you are checking me out. 
4.  You click again.  This time your IM notification is ON. 
(Now I know you are online, interested in me because of all the attention you have paid to my profile, and wanting to chat because your IM icon is blue)
5.  Shuffle here, shuffle there, shuffle here, shuffle there.

Song is over

The OkCupid Shuffle ladies and gentlemen...

Written by LR2878
Soundtrack by loftymorels

JDate: Part 5 out of 5

After 1 month, over 250 views, IM requests from 17 people, ecards from 3, and flirts from 5, I can officially say JDate is finished.  My conclusion: time that I can never get back...

JDate pet peeve 4:  The following question: "Why haven't you been snatched up yet?"

If you want to 'snatch me up', here is exactly what I am looking for: a tall man, with a useful body, and of Nordic decent... Is that pushing it?  Fine.  I want a man who is assertive, intelligent, funny, witty, kind, and with a perfect balance between gentleness and aggression.  Is this picky?  Perhaps.  I believe, however, that a man exists who has all of these attributes. (I guess I can live without the Nordic decent...) 

All my efforts are now devoted to OkCupid. 

How do we celebrate surviving the sheer torture of JDate?  With a toast, of course: l'chaim!

What's for dinner tonight...

I feel like I have been shot by a French 75 mm howitzer artillery piece!  A French 75.  That's what I had for dinner tonight (with a side of hot and sour soup).

Recipe:
1 cup gin  (that is right, 1 whole cup)
1/2 cup simple syrup
1/2 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
1 bottle of Prosecco

Serving size = 2

Tomorrow = Hangover central

Yes.  You dilute gin with champagne!  Perfect.  

That is all you need to know.  It's Wednesday and it is all French 75.

Best pick up line...

project hilarious thinks this is the best way to ask a boy out

Hey.  Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?  That is my cryptic way of asking if you want to get into trouble on Sunday night with me.  I was thinking drinks (plural), and we can decide what to do after that.  Nothing too extreme though.  I can't scale walls, and I am afraid of bees.