Tuesday, 28 June 2011

eden from toronto

eden laughs loudly at all her own jokes. she is a master random-sentence generator and is notorious for impulsively blurting out outrageous and often embarrassing non sequiturs.

here are two examples of eden at her best.  at an international science meeting, she congratulated a world famous scientist on discovering the salt bridge - snarkily implying that his findings are anything but interesting since the salt bridge is discussed in detail in every ninth-grade textbook.  hilarious.  at the same meeting, she approached a super sexy  rock star scientist holding three fingers from her right hand over her left shoulder - boldly indicating in the most urban way possible that he should order some wine.  this is hilarious.

eden takes questionable fashion risks.  she owns and still dons a hat that is appropriately measured in meters.  it's made of pink crepe and is covered in pink silk flowers.  she thinks it works best with jeans, flip flops, and a shiny brown tank top-cardigan set.  she wore it to the lab one day in an attempt to shield herself from the evil golden orb (most commonly referred to as the sun).  she looked absolutely ridiculous.  it was hilarious.

eden is rightfully infatuated with chef jamie oliver.  she thinks he's sexy.  his sexiness is not because he is a celebrity, or has a british accent, or is a world-class chef. it also has nothing to do with his ongoing battle to conquer childhood obesity. oh no. she thinks he's sexy because one of his incisor teeth sticks out a bit and prevents his lips from completely shutting when he smiles.  that's hilarious!

eden thinks that project hilarious is a geo-political movement that will change the world one hilarious person at a time.   we think she's right!

eden from toronto IS hilarious!

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