lindsy is a perpetual-random-encounter-interaction machine. we think she needs her own patent.
for instance, once when telling an absolutely hilarious story to a friend, she inadvertently saluted a random stranger and declared her undying love for him. he, along with her other victims, now wait patiently in the foyer of her work place hoping she'll remember that she loves them. this is hilarious.
lindsy works in a nerd-a-torium. think big bang theory, but remember that there are hundreds of them, not just four. she is a stylish dresser and a self proclaimed hosiery aficionado. she finds it imperative to wear loud mustard yellow tights or fuchsia pink dresses to the lab. this disturbs the nerds and makes hyper-intelligent professors uncomfortable. this is hilarious!
lindsy is obsessed with chef rob rossi. she thinks he's smokin'. we agree. this is not hilarious. however she talks about her obsession with chef rob rossi so often that the coffee barista at mercatto actually had a text sent to lindsy to let her know that "chef was in". that's hilarious!
lindsy thinks that project hilarious is hilarious, pure and simple, and will result in a world-wide craze of hilarity and awesome t-shirts. we think she's right!
lindsy from toronto IS hilarious!
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
eden from toronto
eden laughs loudly at all her own jokes. she is a master random-sentence generator and is notorious for impulsively blurting out outrageous and often embarrassing non sequiturs.
here are two examples of eden at her best. at an international science meeting, she congratulated a world famous scientist on discovering the salt bridge - snarkily implying that his findings are anything but interesting since the salt bridge is discussed in detail in every ninth-grade textbook. hilarious. at the same meeting, she approached a super sexy rock star scientist holding three fingers from her right hand over her left shoulder - boldly indicating in the most urban way possible that he should order some wine. this is hilarious.
eden takes questionable fashion risks. she owns and still dons a hat that is appropriately measured in meters. it's made of pink crepe and is covered in pink silk flowers. she thinks it works best with jeans, flip flops, and a shiny brown tank top-cardigan set. she wore it to the lab one day in an attempt to shield herself from the evil golden orb (most commonly referred to as the sun). she looked absolutely ridiculous. it was hilarious.
eden is rightfully infatuated with chef jamie oliver. she thinks he's sexy. his sexiness is not because he is a celebrity, or has a british accent, or is a world-class chef. it also has nothing to do with his ongoing battle to conquer childhood obesity. oh no. she thinks he's sexy because one of his incisor teeth sticks out a bit and prevents his lips from completely shutting when he smiles. that's hilarious!
eden thinks that project hilarious is a geo-political movement that will change the world one hilarious person at a time. we think she's right!
eden from toronto IS hilarious!
here are two examples of eden at her best. at an international science meeting, she congratulated a world famous scientist on discovering the salt bridge - snarkily implying that his findings are anything but interesting since the salt bridge is discussed in detail in every ninth-grade textbook. hilarious. at the same meeting, she approached a super sexy rock star scientist holding three fingers from her right hand over her left shoulder - boldly indicating in the most urban way possible that he should order some wine. this is hilarious.
eden takes questionable fashion risks. she owns and still dons a hat that is appropriately measured in meters. it's made of pink crepe and is covered in pink silk flowers. she thinks it works best with jeans, flip flops, and a shiny brown tank top-cardigan set. she wore it to the lab one day in an attempt to shield herself from the evil golden orb (most commonly referred to as the sun). she looked absolutely ridiculous. it was hilarious.
eden is rightfully infatuated with chef jamie oliver. she thinks he's sexy. his sexiness is not because he is a celebrity, or has a british accent, or is a world-class chef. it also has nothing to do with his ongoing battle to conquer childhood obesity. oh no. she thinks he's sexy because one of his incisor teeth sticks out a bit and prevents his lips from completely shutting when he smiles. that's hilarious!
eden thinks that project hilarious is a geo-political movement that will change the world one hilarious person at a time. we think she's right!
eden from toronto IS hilarious!
Monday, 27 June 2011
what is project hilarious?
project hilarious is a not-for-profit project designed and executed by two absolutely hilarious graduate students in toronto. the world needs more hilarious people expressing their unabashed hilarity. our goal is to inspire laughter and smiles. and of course, we hope general ridiculous hilariousness will ensue.
are you hilarious? advertise to the world with the "i'm hilarious" t-shirt. where can i purchase one of these absolutely fantastic shirts? unfortunately you can not! t-shirts can only be earned by telling us why you are hilarious!
share your story with the world and get a shirt to prove that YOU ARE hilarious!
-- project hilarious
Saturday, 25 June 2011
on twitter....
we have our first follower on twitter. she might be a porn star, but we can't be too particular at this point in time. follow us on twitter at project hilarious@p_hilarious
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