It was time to post the 6-10-2 theory since it is absolutely true and was recently validated by a chronic online dater. Not me, I swear. I am not chronic, yet. Prepare to be enlightened!
The 6-10-2 theory can be tested in isolated environments such as summer camp, organized trips/tours, and online dating websites (such as OkCupid). Essentially any environment where the dating pool is limited. The numbers 6, 10, and 2 are all ratings out of a maximum of 10. For those not proficient in mathematics, 6/10 is average, 10/10 is perfect (Yay!), and 2/10 is exceptionally poor (sorry, kind of sucks to be you).
The best way to fully explain this is by example. I will take you through it nice and slowly using a quote from an unsolicited OkCupid user. I know. I know. I read Undue Risk: Secret State Experiments on Humans (http://www.amazon.ca/Undue-Risk-Secret-Experiments-Humans/dp/0415928354). I do believe in informed consent. But I also really needed this quote and did not have the patience to wait for consent. Next time...
The 6-10-2 Theory
Section One: 6/10
Man shopping while apprehensive, scared, and slightly pessimistic about the process of online dating. The feelings of excitement and hope, however, are budding (slowly).
"I'm
unconventional. Not in a "look at me, I'm doing something before it's cool" kind of way. I'm
patient yet impulsive, ambitious, and the eternal optimist. I swing for the fences and
I have no regrets. Except for the Star Wars tattoo on my ass cheek. That was a mistake."
The idea of a man being unconventional is definitely intriguing. Patient yet impulsive is an attractive combination. And of course, having no regrets is ideal. It suggests that we stand behind our choices and learn from them, rather than being ashamed of them.
Conclusion: Alright, this man is not the worst. He for sure gets a 6/10. I am going to message him. I have to start somewhere.
Section Two: 10/10
Man shopping while being brainwashed into thinking that this online dating thing is actually an excellent idea. In fact, you can't believe that you ever doubted this process to begin with! It isn't weird, it is awesome. I am getting tons of dates and my ego is getting a much-needed boost. There are so many incredible men on this site. Finding a man is going to be easy peasy lemon squeezy. Your hopes are in full bloom.
"I'm
unconventional. Not in a "look at me, I'm doing something before it's
cool" kind of way. I'm
patient yet impulsive, ambitious, and the
eternal optimist. I swing for the fences and
I have no regrets. Except for the
Star Wars tattoo on my ass cheek. That was a mistake."
This man is unconventional and totally cool. Looking forward to seeing his patient yet impulsive side. Love that he is the eternal optimist. He must therefore believe in love and will want to get to know me. A tattoo on his ass cheek. Is this true? That is pretty hot.
Conclusion: This man is amazing. He is a 10/10. I am super happy to have met him. I can't wait to get to know him better. What a great place to start. I am really happy that I subscribed to OkCupid.
Section Three: 2/10
Just the thought of man shopping is exhausting. Messages from those you don't want to hear from. Ignored/rejected from those that you do. Constant kicks and jabs at an already bruised ego. I should have trusted my instincts: Online dating is bizarre and unnatural. How on earth does this actually work? Everything is wilted and thin.
"I'm
unconventional.
Not in a "look at me, I'm doing something before it's
cool" kind of way. I'm
patient yet impulsive, ambitious, and the
eternal optimist. I swing for the fences and
I have no regrets. Except for the
Star Wars tattoo on my ass cheek. That was
a mistake."
This man is the complete opposite of unconventional. He is just like every other man I have dated. He is not cool. Where is this patient yet impulsive side? Oh yeh, it doesn't exist! I have regrets. I regret ever meeting him. I wish there was a Star Wars tattoo on his ass cheek. At least there would be something lasting about this experience. He was a mistake.
Conclusion: His stats have dropped dramatically to a 2/10. There is nothing attractive about this man. What was I thinking? (scratch head here)
A summary of the 6-10-2 theory: Your 'pool' starts off averaging a 6/10. You automatically look for the best in everyone and the selection process begins. After a while, everyone is attractive, a full on 10/10. You find it hard to narrow down your selections. There is something fantastic about everyone. As your trip ends, you look back and shake your head in disbelief at the awful choices you made. They barely deserve a 2/10 on a good day! Sigh.
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